Jared Fogle Maxed

Federal prosecutors recommended Jared Fogle get the 12 years maximum sentence in the plea deal with a 12 year maximum sentence struck for no apparent reason. Prosecutors claimed they confiscated 5.6 terabytes of child porn between Fogle and his Foundation president and chief filmmaker buddy, Russell Taylor. For reference sake, 5.6 terabytes of child porn is approximately 5.6 terabytes more than you want in your home when the Feds come in with a search warrant.

Taylor doped up the little kids from the Fogle Foundation and produced the deviant shorts, while Fogle funded the operation and kept quiet provided he got to watch all the movies and keep his own little Rotten Tomatoes reviews. I got a $179 ticket for driving six mph over the speed limit in Ohio. C'mon, Columbus, you can't fry a dude for abetting the rape of tons of kids? Start reading off the thousands of text messages Fogle and Taylor logged between them while consuming their videos and watch the jury call for the guillotine. Hold up those old giant pair of pants one last time, Fogle. This is going to hurt more without so much fat around your neck.

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