It’s (Harper’s) Bazaar How Sexy Megan Fox Is

Here's Megan Fox looking also sultry and sexy in the new issue of Harper's Bazaar, a magazine with a title that lends itself to stupid puns. Anyways, the big stink in the gossip world right now is that Megan Fox told the magazine that she's only ever had sex with two (2) guys, her High School sweetheart, and current boyfriend / maybe fiancé, Brian Austin Green. Naturally, no one believes a word she's saying. And no one should. If a girl that hot has actually only ever been with two guys, that is probably the cruelest joke the Universe has ever played on Mankind. But I'm sure she's just got her definitions of sex mixed up. She's probably not counting all the Oral and Anal.