It Runs in the Family

This explains why Paris Hilton is the way she is. (Dlisted)

Avril Lavigne gets freaky with animated rodents. (Hollywood Tuna)

In case you didn't already know, Kimberly Stewart is gross. (IDLYITW)

Why does Kevin Federline have fans? I don't understand this. (Pink is the New Blog)

Obviously, Charlie Sheen is denying Denise Richards' allegations that he's a drug using, spouse abusing, child porn enthusiast. Wouldn't you? (A Socialite's Life)

Oh look. Tom Cruise is still being a tool. (Hollywood Rag)

Ashton Kutcher can't punk everybody. (CityRag)

Tobey Maguire isn't very good at hiding from the paparazzi. (Just Jared)

Mary-Kate Olsen is also pretty bad at hiding from the papz. (Popsugar)

Gwen Stefani is a world of no. (The People We Love to Hate)

Kirk Cameron explains the existence of God using a banana. (CollegeHumor)