Is Alexis Ren As Hot As Dudes Say She Is?

Honest question - Is Alexis Ren the hottest thing ever? Because everyone and their dad says yes. The Insta model turned to surgery to transform herself into the teen-looking nymphomaniac Jessica Rabbit, and while obviously any self-respecting man should have enough room in his social calendar to make time to smash uglies with Ren, is she really the most bangable box in the world? There's something about her body that reads barely-humanoid, and while she's far from being the Human Barbie, her and Human Ken could probably find a couple points of shared interest if they had. "Oh you store your extracted ribs in a jar too? Well boy do I have a story for you."

The twenty-one-year-old Ren is pretty much the number one Insta model for most of the dark pervy web, and everytime she flashes her undertit men seem to spontaneously cream their corn all over their keyboards. It's like, yeah, banging a life-sized Ariana Grande Bratz Doll would be a thrill, but is it really guys' number one f*ck fantasy? I'll let you decide after checking out the Ren & Pimpy pics.

36th floor

A post shared by Alexis Ren (@alexisren) on May 7, 2018 at 8:46am PDT

haven’t had much to post, but headin somewhere tropical with one of my favorites

A post shared by Alexis Ren (@alexisren) on Apr 4, 2018 at 9:23am PDT

A post shared by Alexis Ren (@alexisren) on Jan 31, 2018 at 4:22pm PST

i love being your muse

A post shared by Alexis Ren (@alexisren) on May 20, 2018 at 2:51pm PDT

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