Irina Shayk Sparkly Hot at Marie Claire Awards

One time, somebody asked me if it's possible to ever post too much celebrity hotness in one day. I laughed, then kicked my mom in the knee cap for even asking such an inappropriate question.

Irina Shayk is the girl I most want to get trapped in a cabin in a snow storm with. Granted, she doesn't strike me as the type of gal who has many outdoorsy type handy skills, she might be more pouty and demanding than into chopping wood and grabbing grub worms for sustenance, but, at the end of the day, literally, when the sun is down, and close, intimate, desperate body contact is required for sheer survival, I want Irina Shayk in just a bear fur wrapped around me. When the rescuers finally find my frozen form, I can guarantee you I'd have an all-over smile.

Stepping out and getting attention at the Marie Claire Awards in Spain, the Russian hottie stole the show, the red carpet, and the loins of every man in attendance. Irina, call me, I've got two tickets to the Siberian hinterlands and winter is soon upon us. Enjoy.