Ireland Baldwin Bikini Pictures Should Win Teen Celebrity Offspring Awards

Within most of the rules of the long arm of the law, we've been tracking Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger offspring Ireland Baldwin for a little while now, and I believe we've peaked, just as Ireland revealed her new bikini for her 17th birthday in Hawaii with mom Kim snapping photographs of her destined-for-model-greatness daughter.

Now, we neither condone (or condemn) the ogling of not yet barely legal vixens splashing and frolicking in the sand and surf in a tiny little bikini. We'll leave that decision up to you; just try to be discreet if you do indeed take a seat next to us staring slackjaw at Ireland Baldwin today. Enjoy.