iPorn and Jodie Foster

Now this is the way to sell iPods: iPorn. (CollegeHumor)

Carmen Electra will soon play Joan Jett's lesbian lover. (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashley Olsen holds hands with a big hairy dude. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are Dunzo. (DListed)

Nicole Richie and DJ AM are Dunzo, too. Again. (A Socialite's Life)

But Kristin Cavallari and Brody Jenner are back together. (Popsugar)

Is Jessica Alba being stalked by Axl Rose? (Popoholic)

The critics don't seem very enthused about The DaVinci Code. (IDLYITW)

The latest dork to become The Bachelor is actually a prince. (Just Jared)

Jennifer Love Hewitt, just chillin' at the gas station reading a tabloid. (Hollywood Rag)

Teri Hatcher looking a little inebriated, AKA drunk. (CityRag)

Pete Doherty continues to do disgusting and disturbing things. (Yeeeah!)

Britney Spears doesn't need Kabbalah. She's got her kid. (CelebNewsWire)

Jodie Foster does her best impression of Eminem, and fails miserably. Watch

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