Iggy Azalea Spends Valentines In Hot Pants And See Through Top

I was unaware that Valentine’s day was also a competition for women when it comes to being the best dressed. And now since I’m aware of that fact it’s time to announce Iggy Azalea as the winner this year. If the Casablanca film ever decided to entertain the idea of remake Iggy looks like she could easily be an entertainer at Rick’s Café Américain. Definitely some sort of belly dancer. I can hear the melody of As Time Goes By by Dooley Wilson playing in my head right now thinking about a passionate relationship with Azalea that doesn’t exist. Well not yet at least. But I could never ignore a woman in pants redder than the firetrucks at my local fire department. She’ll be on my mind until she’s eventually mine and there’s no water wet enough to extinguish the dedicated interest I currently have for Azalea.

I wonder what activities Iggy is into when she takes a lover. She strikes me as a woman who enjoys exploring the big city. I’ll have to brush up on turning down my twang when I talk to those city folk but outside of that it should be no big deal and smooth sailing.

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