Iggy Azalea Knows What Men Need

Famous women on the internet almost always have too much time on their hands. That fact coupled with a proclivity to talk too much about topics they have too little experience in will always end in disaster. If you’re a celebrity with a vagina and access to the internet you’re either picking something to be outraged over or sharing an opinion on men that no one asked for. That includes you too now Bruce Jenner. The Australian who accidentally got rich by being attractive and able to formulate a few sentences that rhyme feels she’s qualified to speak about love and relationships. Iggy Azalea wants you to know that men should receive nothing on Valentine’s day other than “a card, pussy, or both.”

What are you suppose to buy for men on Valentine’s Day?? This question has haunted me since my first high school boyfriend, I bought him underwear. SOS

— Taylor Michele (@TaylorMWilkin) February 6, 2018

Girl. Nothing! A card, Pussy or both (depending on how old you are reading this expert advice) https://t.co/rs7I4F8lxv

— IGGY AZALEA (@IGGYAZALEA) February 6, 2018

Iggy is the same woman who couldn’t stop her NBA boyfriend Nick Young from cheating on her. It must be so hard for attractive women to understand that it’s imperative to develop a personality for a relationship to continue. Until plastic surgeons can implant hobbies and interests in women who get by in life on their boobs most celebrity relationships will fail. Sex is expected in healthy relationships where the woman isn’t a prostitute so “pussy” doesn’t really count as a gift. Maybe get the guy in your life some Ferrero Rocher and pay a bill for once. You know feminism is all about equality.

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