I Would Kill A Man To Be Selena Gomez’s Bicycle Seat

Selena Gomez just can't seem to get off her bicycle, and luckily, that's right where we want her. The sassy starlet has a new take on life now that she's up and running with a shiny new kidney, and thankfully her carefree frolicking involves donning tight yoga pants while straddling her bicycle. I don't have the authority to definitively call camel toe on this one, but there's definitely some bunching of the fabric going on. I mean why even wear yoga pants if you're a celebrity if you're not going to show off your chalupa? Or bother leaving the house for that matter?

These pics were taken while Gomez was cruising around with none other than bad boy turned cult member ex Justin Bieber, which means we might be too late to woo Gomez. But as long as she keeps on biking with pokies and no no on display, I'll settle for what our relationship is right now. Pervy and one-sided. Like all my best relationships. Actually just, all of them. 

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