I Am in Love with Olivia Munn

Alright, you may not know who Olivia Munn is (though if you're a total geek like me, you probably do), but I'm here to tell you that she is the new love of my life (after Natalie Portman, Mandy Moore, and Scarlett Johansson - but still, that's pretty good). And it's not because she looks killer in a bikini, or that she always has the best cleavage on her G4TV show Attack of the Show, which I watch daily.

No, it goes a lot deeper than that. Well, not much deeper, but you know what I mean. Above all that looking really hot stuff, Olivia Munn is the kind of girl that you could actually hang out with, and talk to about important stuff. Stuff like what you like in bed, stupid internet videos, and hitting people with wiffle bats.

But I think the best thing about Olivia Munn is that she gets a particular joy out of watching people get hurt in really stupid ways, and if that doesn't make you love her too, than nothing ever will. Olivia, if you're reading this, which you might actually be because you're just that cool, you're spunky, you're sexy, and you look amazing in a bikini.

Keep it up. Egotastic! loves you. Oh, and tell Layla Kayleigh and Blair Butler that they're pretty hot too.