Hugo Chavez Is Dead; I Think We’ll Miss Him

It ain't easy being a dictator. The funny hats, the 60's military garb, long dinners with Sean Penn who just won't shut the fuck up. And, then, shit, you get a cough which turns into cancer and suddenly you're dead, all within an afternoon, just when you were getting ready to attend a big execution. And you know there's always another fat bastard with bad skin ready to fill your shoes.

Hugo Chavez seemed like a very misunderstood man. Maybe he wanted to rule the world. Maybe he just wanted to follow Maroon 5 on tour and blow dudes. There's no way to know now. Because he's dead.

The good news is, if you were ever going to bang a hot Venezuelan girl, tonight would be the night. Partying and raw sexuality should be in full force at your local Venezuelan hangout. Andale.

Here's 10 of my favorite bikini pictures of Venezuelan model Aida Yespica. I think she hated Chavez.