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Lex Jurgen - November 19, 2015
Everybody is responding to the tragedy in Paris with the first meaningless gesture that comes mind. This Muslim guy in France had a plan to show Parisians that not all Muslims are terrorists, even though nobody ever said that or anything close to that. It's a red herring thrown out there by people who refuse to state that the terrorists are Muslim. Like your jerky friend, or the President.
The plan was simple. Blindfold yourself in the center square of Paris where mourners had gathered and invite strangers to hug you if they believe you are not a terrorist simply because you're Muslim. The plan was perfectly French as it lacked any sort of impact or hygiene. Lots of women cried and gay Parisian men such as they are able to be identified hugged themselves a muscular young blindfolded Muslim dude. Had he been wearing a suicide bomb, I would've had to give him props for being one smart fucking jihadist. When the demonstration was done, everybody agreed that Paris was healed, though it was still prudent to arrest or deport every single French dude with a beard who admitted to eating hummus at least once in the past week.
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