How To Have Cybersex Circa 1997

Kids today have access to all kinds of filth that those of us that grew up in the 90's could only dream about. There were no webcams, Pornhubs, or sexting back then. You used to have to go to specially designated porn emporiums to buy your smut. You could chat with "hot girls" on 976 numbers but it cost $3.00 a minute. I remember in the mid-90's hearing that some people were having cybersex, a new phenomenon in which you went into chatrooms and typed dirty things at people who you thought were hot young women but were probably elderly fat men. Remember, there were no avatars or social media back then. I never got into it. My friend and I would go into chatrooms and just start talking about wizards or pretend we were Batman and would promptly get kicked out.

That's because we didn't have this handy video from 1997 to teach us the proper way to "do" cybersex.