Horse Meat In Ikea’s Meatballs. What’s The Point Of Going To Ikea Now?

In a further blow to carnivores in Europe, horse meat has been found in the meatballs at Ikea. That's right, the ergonomic cheap furniture sellers' famous Swedish meatballs are the latest meat product with traces of Mr. Ed. The tainted meat was discovered in one of Ikea's big blue box stores in the Czech Republic. The news came after horsey meat was found in several countries including England and Portugal. The real tragedy of this latest development is that those damn meatballs are the only reasons to go to Ikea. I haaaattteee that place. It's like hell but colder and with less good music. I always agree to go with the caveat that I get Swedish meatballs with mash potatoes and lingonberry sauce. Have you had them? They are friggin' delicious! Frankly, I don't care if they have horse meat in them. Why is a horse so much grosser and animal to eat than a cow? I'd rather not know and have the enjoyment of eating my meatballs in peace while buying my Fløjürstoof desk set.