Honest Alcohol Labels Tell It Like It Is

Alcohol. Can't live with it, can't live without it. For the lonely, it's a reprieve from being all by your lonesome on a Saturday night when you'd rather be out having fun and bonking someone. For the repressed, it's an escape from a world of nagging and chores that you wish were out of the way so you can proceed with aforementioned bonking.

Total Sorority Move is well aware of these facts, which is probably what prompted them to come up with these honest alcohol labels. From 'Crying Alone' Moscato and 'Text Your Ex' Whiskey to 'Blackout' Fireball and 'Dancing on Tables' tequila, it seems like there's always something appropriate for whatever mood you're in.

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