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bill-swift - July 19, 2014
The Hollywood craptacular complex continues to mine your childhood for things to destroy in the latest trailer for the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles remake. My biggest gripe is with the design of the turtles themselves. They look like giant 7 foot tall green turds. I'm not saying that the Ninja Turtles of my childhood were anatomically the same as a regular turtle. They can after all stand on their hind legs and practice martial arts. But there is something creepy about these new turtles. Plus, Megan Fox as April O'Neil? She's supposed to be a journalist. I doubt that Megan can even write.I'm going to go see this new movie, of course. Like, all other things that Hollywood does to ruin my childhood i gladly give my money to the very perpetrators of this villainy. Who is the bigger idiot? Me or them?
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