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Lex Jurgen - November 18, 2016
At some point every Hollywood celebrity has to spend some amount of time fucking their personal trainer. Who cares about you more than the person helping you look Instagram body ready? Your agent hasn't secured you a network gig in years. There's grateful and then there's I'm taking you first class to Puerto Vallarta as background for my social media snaps. Damn, we look good together. Fuck no, you can't be my baby daddy. You're a trainer, you shmuck.
Hilary Duff hasn't looked this fit since the last time she got that hockey player to marry her. She'll get chubby again. Monkey can't lay off bananas. For now, revel in the fact there's no way he's billing you while you're having sex. Fuck glass ceilings. This is the good life.
Photo Credit: Snapchat/Instagram
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