Heidi Klum Is Honestly As Gorgeous As Ever

That dress looks like one of the pillows that all college coeds seem to have and Heidi Klum gutted it like a deer and repurposed it. And why wouldn’t she? A woman that looks like her is wasting money and time by going to some designer store for an expensive dress when she can pick up any old item around the house and turn it into a stunning outfit. The next time we see her she could be wearing a tablecloth or a couch cushion. Actually, I hope she stays away from the cushions. It would be pretty difficult to find a suitable replacement for one of those, and buying a new couch would defeat the purpose.

Seeing that dress does bring back good memories. As ridiculous as those pillows were, laying my head down on them felt like I was giving a wooly mammoth a raspberry. It felt so good it was almost worth carrying around glittery stray hairs for the rest of the day. I looked like I just left a gay pet store, but it was worth. My own pillow situation is severely lacking right now. My pillows are so firm I think they were made by Cuban cigar rollers.

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