Heidi Klum Has Got It, So She Flaunts It, and We Want It

Super hot, single, rich, and that wicked dominatrix-like accent has me running for the cold shower and poetic proposals on cologne-scented notecards every time I catch sight of Heidi Klum ditching her single-mom gear for her professionally tight and hot working woman gear.

The Germanic blonde and veteran MILF hottie took New York by storm at the end of last week when she came in a tight hugging outfit to sign copies of her book about something to do with stupid fashion. Heck, we'd even pretend to be interested in fashion for just the chance to see Heidi Klum slipping out of her clothes in the evening. Enjoy.