Heidi Klum Lingerie Pimping With Cream

Heidi Klum launched her own lingerie line because she's constantly devising new ways to make you feel all sweaty and tingly when you feast your peeps upon this MILFtastic veteran hottie and ridiculously successful businesswoman. She's technically single, which means I have no chance, but not related to any marital obstacles.

Heidi took over Macy's for the day to launch her signature bras and panties and naughty little fun things wardrobes to the public. It's not exactly as if there weren't five thousand options in lingerie before Heidi's line, all the same she came out to lick ice cream cones and show off her sweet Forties and Faptastic cleavage surrounded by models in silk and lace. The ends always justify the means when the ends are this tight and hot and belong to delicious looking ladies. Put me down for two bushels. That's not how you buy lingerie, but it's certainly how I do. Enjoy.

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