Have a Slice of Wang: Check Out the Peen Pizza

A perfect girl loves three things: pizza, peen, and funny things. You'll know whether or not you've found her if you present her with this customized pizza and her reaction is nothing of the negative sort. In case your eyes fail you, this here is a peen pizza. A pizza wang. A truly meaty meat pizza. I think you get my drift by now.

Upon seeing this, aforementioned perfect girl would say: This needs to go back in the oven... because I want it hard.

Sizzlin'! You won't be able to order this pie, but you can make your own. Are you up to the challenge?