Happy Sweet Sixteen, Kendall Jenner (Now, Run!)

At sixteen, Kendall Jenner has already got a car and her license and we know from how the Kardashian's so graciously 'share' their private lives on television, that Kendall already is on the pill, so what gift can we think to give the girl who has everything on her birthday -- freedom! But, of course.

Let's recall that Kim Kardashian was once a free-spirited, fun-loving, high school cheerleader too. And, now... well, there is still time to save Kendall, but not much. Sweet Sixteen turns to Scandalous Twenty-One and Sordid Thirty in just the blink of an eye in the Kardashian clan. Free Kendall Jenner.