‘Halo: The Master Chief Collection’ Drops the Dramatic Teasertastic (VIDEO)

Fancy-ass HD editions of past classics are big business just now. Remasters, remakes and other assorted res are being fired into our faces at an alarming rate, all in the name of cash-grabbery. Beardy stealthster Solid Snake is in on it with the Metal Gear Solid HD Collection, as is Kratos with his God of War HD: Angry Bald Bastard's Edition.

From Final Fantasy to Ratchet and Clank, everyone's got their high definition boner on. One mighty appendage you don't want to see is Master Chief's (c'mon, you know he's hung like King Kong right there, he could probably take someone's eye out), but he's getting in on the action nevertheless with the Halo: Master Chief Collection.

The set will comprise the four main games, with the earlier releases given a spangly new paint job. It's an Xbox One exclusive package sure to bring in the dollars. There's a fair ol' wait until its November 11 release, but we've got this clip to enjoy in the interim. Fans of beam swords, furious dudes roaring like mofos and Keith David being awesome won't want to miss it.