Hacker Typer Instantly Turns Anyone Into a Hacker–Well, Sort Of

Want to be a hacker, even if you don't know sh't about writing code? If you said 'yes,' then here's the answer you probably weren't expecting: too bad, bro, it's impossible.

What is possible, though, is becoming a pretend hacker in an instant. I know, it's lame, but if you only need the 'skill' for a couple of minutes or so to impress a girl (or get someone into bed), then Hacker Type is what you need.

It's a web app that displays line upon line of code, regardless of what key you press. Just look smart, pretend to know what you're doing, and hit alt/option three times when you're ready to seal the deal. Just don't let anyone touch the keyboard while you're running this thing.