Gwyneth Paltrow Chesty Hotness For Cancer Benefit

Gwyneth Paltrow showed off her goodies at a cancer benefit the other night. She was wearing a dress with no bra and lots of cut-outs. The result was a whole lot of sideboob. Like more sideboob than you've seen from Gwyneth Paltrow before. I've been all about those tender, succulent perkies ever since I first saw them in Shakespeare in Love. Remember that movie? She's all kinds of topless in it. I'm pretty sure that's why it won the Oscar. Nothing ups a movie's chances of winning an Academy Award than some tasteful nudity from a big star. That's what I learned in film school. 

Gwyneth has her faults, like not knowing that most people can't afford a $700 t-shirt, but there is no doubt that she's incredibly hot. Even all these years later she's still got it. 

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