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bill-swift - August 8, 2013
Sometimes, a bro finds himself in an impossible situation: he only has one hand to spare to open that bottle of booze. Whether he's busy groping someone's ass or stuffing his face endlessly with chips, sometimes it just happens. So what's a hapless, helpless bro to do?
As you may already know, you'll need two hands to do the old push-the-bottle's-mouth-on-the-corner-of-the-table-to-open-it trick. You would also normally need two hands to open that bottle with a typical bottle opener--but not with the GrOpener.
It's a one-hand bottle opener that's meant to help injured dudes and lazy bros open their beer with no muss and no fuss. GrOpener is actually short for 'grab opener', in case you were thinking it had anything to do with the obvious root word.
So how do you use it? Just poke your index finger into the grip, position the GrOpener over your bottle of beer, place your thumb on the bottle's neck, and push. Quick, simple, and easy.
Get It: $16
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