Great. Now I Have To Worry About Alien Ghosts.

Alien ghosts: the latest terrifying thing that keeps me up at night. A strange phantasm UFO hovered over a condo complex pool in Naples, FL. The elderly residents were pooping their pants, (which chances are they were going to do anyway), as they thing just hung there, like an intergalactic spiritual testicle. MUFON, the UFO investigation squad, is examining the surveillance footage to figure out what it is. Whatever it is, it's utterly terrifying. I'm not sure if the thing is the ghost of a dead alien, a spectral race of extraterrestrial, or a ghost that became a space traveler. All I know is that this video scares the poop out of me and I'm not a Florida alter cocker.