Great…Crows Are Super Smart And Can Read Minds

Crows can think like humans and might be able to read minds. Yes, I mean the birds and not the movie The Crow that killed Brandon Lee. Researchers have been studying crows for the last few years because they observed that they displayed some behavior that mirrored humans such as extreme paranoia. But not only that, the crows seem to also have a bit of a sixth sense. They can intuitively understand and anticipate the thoughts and impulses of other smart animals including us. Think about this. A big carnivorous bird that displays extreme paranoia can read your mind. I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not comfortable with this. I have a paranoid streak myself, hence why I spent 4 months in a bunker with my cat because of the Mayan apocalypse. Have you seen The Birds? I don't want flocks of these psychic carrion eaters swooping in to feast on my delicious gooey eyeballs, do you? Now I'm not advocating killing them all, but if you see dark shadows in the sky...RUN!