Grace Jones Painted Topless Afropunk

You could tell Grace Jones to put some clothes on. She doesn't give a fuck. At 137 years of age, she's hipper than most millennials. Jones put on an exotic costume and shrieking music display at the Afropunk Festival in New York where white guys with dreadlocks finally felt like posers. Jones mainly performed songs from her 1985 album since she can't remember anything that took place after that year. She worked a hula hoop without fail through one entire piece then used liquid latex to light her crusty vagina on fire and dared real men in the audience to fuck her like a Mandingo. Everybody left happy. Except for the men who saw her bare breasts and turned to stone. Read your Ticketmaster fine print. They're not liable.

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