Gorgeous AnnaLynne McCord Steps Out In West Hollywood

I may have met my match with AnnaLynne McCord. She’s looking sweeter than some pie and all I want is a slice and some seconds. I’m willing to bet that the best binoculars that money could buy still wouldn’t be able to clearly see how hot this woman is. Just thinking about how she probably struggled to slip into her gym outfit has me feeling sad. I could have easily helped her out. There’s no reason any woman as hot as her should have to put on her clothes alone without the help from a gentleman like myself. What kind of selfish world do we live in?

I’ve come to the conclusion that I need to move soon. Don’t get me wrong, the country is an amazing place to be but all the babes have been flocking to the southern part of California recently. I feel like I’m missing out. I may have grown up around horses and bales of hay but I’m ready to trade all of that in for a chance with McCord. She’s just too hot to ignore. There may be no room for farm animals when you live in Beverly Hills but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to endure if it means AnnaLynne is my live-in lady.

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