Gold Toilet Paper Costs One Mil Per Roll: Is Your Ass Worth It?

You could buy a car, a home entertainment system, a bunch of fancy watches, or build a pool, or you could just buy a roll of toilet paper instead. Not just any roll, obviously, but a 22-karat gold roll of paper that's priced at about $1.3 million.

At that price, you can expect to get the real deal.

Each roll of golden TP comes with a bottle of champagne. But if it's going to cost over a mil, I'd rather it come with a lifetime's supply of champagne and caviar, because the price is downright atrocious.

These are being sold by the Toilet Paper Man in Australia. The only question that remains: whose ass is worth that much cash?

Check It Out: $1,300,000