Gisele Bundchen Finds Solace

Following her husband smashing his cellphone with a sledgehammer and then smirking about it while playing the victim, Gisele pretended to do yoga with her "Soul sister" on Instagram. The problem with fulling lesbianing out is you have to be buzzed and only half the party really really wants to. As you can see in the super hot black chick's eyes and exposed vagina. Nice diversity, put it in your portfolio next to your college brochure shoot. This should definitely make up for your Nazi parents fleeing international prosecution. Why does our travel agent have a cute armband? Fuck that's a nice beach. What is American Football? Can I find a dude taller than me who gives a shit about lingerie? Heil Brady. I'll take the top off that Oreo anytime.

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