Girls Gone Wild: Look Who’s Back in Town!

Remember that special tingle you used to feel late night when the Girls Gone Wild infomercial came on showing you exactly what the girls of UT Austin were doing at South Padre Island that Spring Break? Or the lovely gators of University of Florida down Daytona way? It always seemed to be a lot of flashing their tops and making out in showers. It was just like I knew in my heart of hearts is what college would be like. Or would be for others more fortunate than I. Damn you, small liberal arts college flooded with short toothy clay pot throwers!

Girls Gone Wild was the epitome of the head turning sexy girl basics. Hot young co-eds partying their asses and t-shirts off. When the party beads and water cannons were flying, so too were the bikini tops. Who could even remember where they left their thong? Not me, though yes, that does look like your pink number that I'm currently chewing on. Barely legal and barely dressed and forever those red party cups. To this day I feel flush just seeing a woman holding a red party cup. What comes next? Shh, don't speak. I already know.

Girls Gone Wild has gone through some evolutions from those days of Joe Francis packing VHS tapes at two a.m in his Santa Monica warehouse. What has not changed, and in fact, is now five times the magnificence, is the Girls Gone Wild commitment to hot young lady flesh, solo, duets, and various naked co-ed algorithms therein. The newly re-minted Girls Gone Wild is a cornucopia of college-aged naughty girl romp and play. Now, fully loaded with what happens to these girls after the make-outs, the showers, and the topless t-shirt flashes. The really good stuff.

You got your cams and your blogs and your free teasing the hell out of your videos. Watching all these late teen young ladies writhing around and giggling makes me feel like America is back on the rise. Maybe not in mathematics, but where it counts. Bringing smiles to the world.

Like the rest of us, Girls Gone Wild has grown up from tease to full service delivery. A full fledged, end to hot end mature themed entertainment site with all the fun of the previous iteration, and none of the frustration with where the VHS tapes used to end. Oh, how I used to beat my VCR. That's not a euphemism. Well, it's both. A lot of things got beaten. With the all-new amped and enhanced Girls Gone Wild, it's less so the consumer electronics and more so the consumer.

You know I only pimp the stuff I love. Why do the hot girls on the site all look so damn happy? I'd like to think it's because they know I'm watching. But maybe it's knowing it's me and a million of my friends are damn glad Girls Gone Wild is back, and bigger, better, and barer than ever. Also, free college. Keep smiling, girls. I have Coronas and thirty-eight cans of whipped cream that says we're making a classic tape. Enjoy.