Gigi Hadid, Joan Smalls And Lily Aldridge Nude Hug

In a more efficient world, the entirety of marketing departments would be replaced by one chunky dude in sandals who says, how about naked girls? It would suck for people who graduated with dubious majors into jobs with dubious achievement standards, but McDonald's pays fifteen an hour now and Hillary Clinton is willing to erase the college debt of any chick who signs a pledge not to fuck her husband. These three models cost a fortune to get naked. I'm assuming there's a bump for skin on skin on skin contact. All to sell shoes. It's fucking genius. Will these $300 platform open toes make me look like that? I don't know, is your credit card working?

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