Giada De Laurentiis Cleaves Her Way Into Your Lust Kitchen in Health Magazine

I've narrowed down the profile of the dudes madly in lust with food network cleavy mini-hottie, Giada De Laurentiis. It's guys with girlfriends or wives (or, you know, paid escorts) who are forced to tune their tubes to the cooking channels and Giada finally gives them a reason to gladly do so, while still appearing like champs to their ladyfolks. Okay, the group also includes guys who like petite Italian women with sweet perky mammaries. So, basically, everybody.

We don't get a super glimpse of the Giada funbags in her new pictorial for Health magazine, but we get just enough to keep those everybody's salivating for sure. They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but we guys know the honest truth, and that's a solid half-foot off in assumption. Enjoy.