Ghostbuster Tries To Exorcise Woman With His Penis

The Exorcist is one of my favorite movies. Having also spent my whole life in Catholic schools, I think makes me somewhat of an authority on the subject, (one of my theology teachers in high school was the local exorcist, no joke). But what I never knew was that you could expel demons with your penis. That's exactly what Huang Jianjun in China's Guangdong Province tried to do. He claimed that his penis had the power to expel angry ghosts from vaginas. A client asked the penile ghostbuster to help her seduce her boss. According to the authorities, this happened.

"Huang then convinced [the victim] to have intercourse after explaining that ghosts in her vagina are preventing her boss from falling in love with her - ghosts he could only catch with his penis."

Is this guy a sexual predator? You bet. But maybe his penis can capture ghosts just like the traps that Dr. Peter Venkman and the gang use. There are many mysteries in this world and who can say for sure that this dude didn't have a magic dong? Now the bigger problem is that I didn't realize that ghosts haunted vaginas. That explains a lot of my ex-girlfriend's behavior.