Immortalized

Britney, Lindsay, and Paris: The Three Disgraces. (Gallery of the Absurd)

VH1's Big in '06 Awards didn't bring out the big stars. (Hollywood Tuna)

Behind the scenes on Weird Al's "White and Nerdy" video. (CollegeHumor)

K-Fed hangs at the local gas station. Good news is they're hiring. (Pink is the New Blog)

J-Lo's going commando now too. (DListed)

Nicole Richie just hates it when people try and save her from dying of malnourishment. (IDLYITW)

Eva Longoria has got a really big engagement ring. (Popsugar)

Keeley Hazell, wearing a bikini, holding a chainsaw. What more do you need? (Popoholic)

Beyonce looks pretty stupid when she sings. (Just Jared)

Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie are in couples counselling. (A Socialite's Life)

Dolly Parton's got a really big mouth. (Hollywood Rag)

Keanu Reeves is pretty gross. (CityRag)

Gwyneth Paltrow loves America, just doesn't want to be seen with it in public. (MollyGood)

Lenny Kravitz + Lisa Bonet = Michelle Trachtenberg? WTF!? (Goldenfiddle)