Get Your Badass Breakfast On, Zelda Style

See this? This is pretty damn cool, right here. Or rather, it's the polar opposite of cool, which makes it all the effing cooler.

As we know, mornings suck. Monday mornings? They're the suckiest suck that ever sucked. You know the routine: you'll hit the snooze button seventeen times, wish you were dead a little, and begrudgingly haul your ass out of bed. Whereupon you'll step barefoot on one of (your name here) Jr's legos, just because it's Monday and Mondays are shit.

That's the usual rigmarole, anyway. What we need is a way to make our breakfast experiences a little more badass. Which is where Fountain City Coffee of Columbus, Georgia come in.

Feast your eyes on their wondrously nerdly menu. As that ol' bearded bastard from the original NES Zelda said,
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take a muffin, a scone, some bacon and some mozzarella cheese!"

Fountain City Coffee, we like your style.

Via Reddit.