George Lucas is retiring because he sucks

George Lucas has had 37 producer credits over the past 20 years, and since pure greed beat up and drowned whatever artistic integrity he may have once had, 35 of them were about either Indiana Jones or Star Wars.

The rare exception is 'Red Tails', which opens Friday, and he tells the NY Times that "it will be his final blockbuster." Which not only seems presumptuous, but is also not true.

"I'm retiring," Lucas said. "I'm moving away from the business, from the company, from all this kind of stuff."
Lucas has decided to devote the rest of his life to what cineastes in the 1970s used to call personal films. They'll be small in scope, esoteric in subject and screened mostly in art houses.

No not really. Actually next he'll do the exact opposite; produce and write the story for another 'Indiana Jones' sequel. But why not let someone else do that, perhaps someone who understands story structure, and who isn't a complete shithead with horrible ideas. Is it just that Lucas can't take a hint?

Yes. Yes, that's exactly what is is.

Lucas seized control of his movies from the studios only to discover that the fanboys could still give him script notes. "Why would I make any more," Lucas says of the "Star Wars" movies, "when everybody yells at you all the time and says what a terrible person you are?"

At first I thought that was sad, but then I remembered that Lucas had a scene where Jar Jar Binks stepped in shit, and then hopped around saying, "uuba uuba juuba" for two minutes. Now I think it's sad that those people weren't throwing broken bottles at him instead of simply yelling.