Gaming’s Whacked Out Week: Conan O’Brien Gatecrashes E3, in Search of Drugs and Women to Hit On (VIDEO)

We've seen Conan unleash vicious bullet justice into... the effing sidewalk in Watch Dogs. We've seen his mind shattered into a thousand fleshy pieces by the madness of Super Smash Bros. Then there was his finest hour: crashing a helicopter into a power line while trying to blow up a Grand Theft Auto V strip club.

The message is clear. This guy shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a controller, or keyboard,or anything else you can use to get your game on. So, of course, let's send his ass to E3, The Gamiest and Nerdliest Place on Earth.

Kotaku brought us Conan Vists E3 2014 this week, and it's quite a sight. He demonstrates that taboo love between a fish and a bird, and there's a little piss-takery of games developers and their shitty Amish beards. He also shares the sad tale of how he became impotent by skating along powerlines.

The usual brilliant BS we expect from Conan O'Brien, all told. Although his ability to come on to an entire room full of women with the line who wants to come and collapse on my sack is certainly a new one on us.