Frenchy Morgan Working From Her Own Playbook

They don't sell pants like that, so assume this dilapidated French chick sat in her basement cackling and pumping the wheel on the old Singer machine. That's no way for a lady to stand, even if your gastroenterologist is asking you to rate the rectal pain. A one being just excreted a modest sized dump and ten being welcoming the new Los Angeles Rams with an anal gang bang. Drop your sunglasses on the Champs Elysses, pink strumpet. H-1B visas are supposed to be for jobs we can't fill in this country. Have you never seen every single show on E!, Bravo, and VH-1?

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