Freaky The Snowman Terrorizes Boston

Building a snowman is one of the most nostalgic Christmastime activities. Most snowmen are jolly fat men made of frozen water to delight the neighbors. But what about the dark side of snowmen? Have you actually listened to the lyrics of Frosty the Snowman? That $hit is dark. It's all about death. With that in mind some frightening psycho in Boston has decided to take the war on Christmas to the streets with Freaky, Frosty's evil brother. The premise of the joke is simple: Freaky appears to be an immobile snowman who then comes to life and scares the crap out of passersby. It's the third year of Freaky's reign of terror and I for one hope he keeps it up. Christmastime is pretty annoying.