Floyd Mayweather Hopeless Romantic

Floyd Mayweather's ex-fiancee Shantel Jackson is suing the shit out of him in between bouts of porking Nelly. Who says women can't get ahead in the world without getting punched in the head and fucking a rapper. Included in court documents are a marriage proposal Mayweather allegedly sent her via tex message which offered his undying love should negotiations go according to plan:

"This is what I offer to you. Let's get married move in together you can go back in forth to L.A and stay at the condo. I promise I will get you in 3 A list movies this year and I'm willing to go to counseling to make us work and you can get the stuff you want and I'm willing to change but I need you to have a better attitude."

I'm pretty sure Hollywood frowns upon straight men and most certainly doesn't take heed from woman beaters. You'd have better luck negotiating a cameo in Aloha for Kim Jong un's sister. She plays the caterer. Jackson rejected the proposal as it seemed inauthentic given that Mayweather is illiterate and clearly teaching Robert Shapiro how to send his first text. Tyler Perry's movies are A-List in the same way as the Zapruder film although Oswald did far less damage to the American psyche. I wish the two of them luck. It's a good thing Mayweather lives in Vegas. Far less clock towers and the windows are sealed.

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