Feel The Pain Of Taco Bell’s Sriracha Menu

I like sriracha. It's friggin' delicious and I like to put it on everything. The spicy Thai rooster sauce is extremely trendy right now and can be found pretty much everywhere that hipsters dwell. This is unfortunate because it really is an amazing hot sauce. Always with their finger on the pulse of America's gluttonous appetites, the folks at Taco Bell have come out with a sriracha inspired menu. The Sriracha Beefarito, breakfast Sriracha Scramble, and Sriracha Quesadilla are all on the menu to feed you late at night after a night of heavy drinking. I'm conflicted about this. On the one hand, I do like sriracha and think it would probably make Taco Bell's faux meat taste awesome. But I feel bad for Taco Bell's fire sauce. When I go to the Bell it is this lovely red concoction that I am most craving. It almost feels like they are cheating on the fire sauce with sriracha.

Also, not to be gross, but I imagine that this seems like a better idea the night before than it does the next day. The flaming diarrhea will be epic and will leave you unable to sit for a week. I will try these delectable treats and report back. Wish me luck.