Farrah Abraham’s Busty Candy Land X-Mas Lingerie Photos

Did you guys know that Farrah Abraham lives in a red and pink nightmare house? It's true, take a look at the location where this new photo shoot for Christmas lingerie or whatever was staged. It's like something out of a Tim Burton movie.

Farrah's looking fine, as always, but between her pink hair, the red lingerie, the pink walls, the red tree, it's giving me a sugar rush. I feel like I'm going to go into a sugar coma at any moment as I look at these pictures. It's just all too much, and the too muchness of it is giving me a headache.

How do you screw this one up? Honestly? This should've been a slam dunk: Sexy girl plus sexy lingerie equals sexy photo shoot. Instead, someone hired Dr. Seuss' gay nephew to design this pink and red nightmare scenario.

Note to any photographers that might be shooting Farrah Abraham in the future: simplicity works. Simplicity sells. Keep it simple and the sales will follow. This doesn't inspire me to buy lingerie, it inspires me to call my crazy Aunt Helen who lives in an old house with twelve cats and a very similar design aesthetic.

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