Farrah Abraham Sexpo Ready

I don't know exactly what a sexpo is, but should you find yourself at one, consider sexercide. You've hit bottom. Farrah Abraham is now a thing in England because she was on their edition of Celebrity Big Brother and because British people are much kinder to women with homely faces. What Farrah Abraham knows about sex includes the upsides of unprotected intercourse in high school and how to relax your sphincter under the stress of camera lights. If this doesn't apply to you, ask her for her birthdate and the most ounces of cum she's ever swallowed on a dare for your lucky Lotto numbers. You're at a sexpo, this could be the time God starts feeling sorry for you.

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