Farrah Abraham Revealing Gold Bikini at the Beach

They say that the heart is a lonely hunter, and that seems to be the spirit that Farrah Abraham is in as she strolls the beach in a gold bikini looking, as Lydia Deets mights say, utterly alone. A gold bikini says, to me anyway, that someone is in search of a sexy good time, but there's little here to suggest that Farrah is looking to do much beyond contemplating the meaning of life while strolling the beach alone.

The mysteries of life are a thing to contemplate at the beach, but I kind of feel bad that Farrah is wandering the beach with no one to discuss such concepts with. It's got to be a solitary existence just wandering around thinking about things that are so much bigger than yourself, and then not having anyone to bounce those ideas off of makes me sad.

But maybe this is just how Farrah rolls. Maybe Farrah knows that she's got a corner on the sexy market and she can't have anyone in these pictures bringing down her net worth. Whatever the case, I hope Farrah followed up these contemplations with a good old fashioned beach blanket bingo. That'll turn any frown upside down!

Photo Credit: MEGA