Eva Longoria Busty Tight Dress For White Diamonds Anniversary

Elizabeth Taylor is no longer with us, but her celebrity aroma lingers on still. At least so long as it continues to sell in department stores. In honor of the anniversary of the first woman who ever wanted to fork over cash to smell like a five or six time married woman, Eva Longoria came out in a glittery tight and busty revealing dress to honor the odorous moneymaker. Eva's still technically one of the most eligible bachelorette veteran hotties in Hollywood, a Forties and Faptastic Latina hottie with a body built for show, and tell, then a little more show, then tell all your friends again.

I've never quite understood the need for perfumes. Personally, I rely upon my natural musk ox scent to attract the species of the opposing gender. I've always thought a shower and the scent of nudity on a fine woman was truly the most alluring. But billions still get spent on purchasing the chemical compounds originally designed to cover up intense body over before people cleansed regularly. So be it. Posthumous Liz, you bring about very vibrant and alive Eva Longoria puppies pressed up to the nines. For this, bless your legacy. Enjoy.

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