Emma Stone Opens Up About Decision To Go Nude For First Time

Hollywood's bulimic blowjob factor Emma Stone just can't stop hyping her latest Oscar-bait piece of shit The Favourite, and recently opened up to The Hollywood Reporter about her decision to go nude on screen for the first time:

I had the sheet up around me, and as we were shooting it and we did a few takes, I said, ‘Can I please just be [naked]?’ I think it’s going to give Sarah [Rachel's character] something to look at when she sees that I’m not just under the sheet covered up. Olivia was like, ‘No, don’t do it!’ [director] Yorgos [Lanthimos] was like, ‘Are you sure that’s what you want to do?’ And I was like, ‘Absolutely.’ I chose to do it. I was like, this makes sense to me. It’s an absolute [Stone flips the bird] to Sarah.

What the actual fuck did I just read? you might be asking yourself. And I'll tell you. Stone doesn't want us to think she was #MeToo-ed into showing off her naked preemie teen boy bod on camera. But by making such a big damn deal out of joining the thousands of other celebs who have stripped down for their roles, she's kind of calling them all whores. Meanwhile she's the blowjob factory. Why do I hate Emma Stone so much? You might be asking yourself. And I'll tell you. Because she's just the absolute worst.

Photo Credit: The Hollywood Reporter